The Hope Reich

Silly goose and congressman Paul Broun (R, Georgia) is flapping his arms and hooting madly to anyone who will listen that fiendish Chancellor Barack Obama (D, Illinois) will soon be sending his jack-booted goons into the streets of all American cities with orders to take away the guns of citizens, and, if there is time, to also take their money and redistribute it.

"It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but the thing is, he's [Obama] the one who proposed this national security force," said Rep. Paul Broun. "I'm just trying to bring attention to the fact that we may--may not, I hope not--but we may have a problem with that type of philosophy of radical socialism or Marxism."

Thank you for the warning, congressman! Yes, it does sound crazy indeed, but so did the idea of a black Muslim socialist president, and now look where we are today! Obama is feverishly working on building his private army for his New World Order. What is the purpose of this nefarious private army, and what sorts of brigands will populate its ranks? Who can say? But it certainly smacks of various tenets of socialism and Marxism, I guess.

"That's exactly what Hitler did in Nazi Germany and it's exactly what the Soviet Union did. When he's proposing to have a national security force that's answering to him, that is as strong as the U.S. military, he's showing me signs of being Marxist," said the congressman.

"We can't be lulled into complacency," Broun said. "You have to remember that Adolf Hitler was elected in a democratic Germany. I'm not comparing him to Adolf Hitler. What I'm saying is there is the potential of going down that road."

You said it, brother. If I've learned anything from American high art and culture, it's that this nation of God-fearing, red-blooded patriots can, when invaded by a combination of Russian and Cuban forces, scrabble together a couple of rifles and flashlights, flee into the wilderness and take down those who would oppose Lady Liberty. WOLVERINES!!